My favorite things are so much better than Oprah's.

Favorite sad love scene: Faubourg Saint-Denis from the movie Paris, je t'aime

Favorite ice cream: Dippin' Dots

Favorite lighting: Strings of fat white bulbs like those in Olive Garden

Favorite Canuck band: The Arcade Fire

Favorite Hollywood dog relationship: Adam Sandler & Meatball

Favorite imported coffee: Timmy Ho's

Favorite radio show host with a pleasing voice: Howard Stern

Favorite radio show host with a grating voice: NPR's Ira Glass from This American Life

Favorite Tampa Bay news anchor to wake up to: Ginger Gadsden

Favorite inappropriate T-shirt that I own: I ♥ Camel Toe